Fractured Bible Stories

Every evening we read Lia her Bible Stories. Surprisingly, this has been giving her some very unorthodox ideas.
   Remember the story about King Solomon and the two mothers? These two mothers come in arguing over this baby. King Solomon says "Cut the baby in two" and the real mother screams out "NO!" Then he gives the baby to her knowing she cared so much she must be the mother.
   This unfortunately has turned out to be Lia's favorite story. Why unfortunately? Because now she runs around the house carrying her dolls and screaming "CUT THE BABY IN HALF!!!" We can't wait until she does this in public. How do you explain this to child welfare services? "We were trying to teach her bible stories...we're good parents really..."